Cunt Wedge

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.

Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.

by veganjello May 8, 2009

fat cunt

Me, since I started drinking too much beer.

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

serving cunt

when you are at the highest level of cuntiness and flop. when your pussy holds so much power that the earth shakes

person 1: “omg your outfit is literally serving cunt so hard”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake”
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”

by jiafeicupcakke June 15, 2023

cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.

by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006

Funny Cunt

Someone who is comical or makes others laugh.

Bill: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!
Ted: Haha you're a funny cunt!

by killajr July 5, 2011

cunt cabbage

smelly neon-green creamy discharge from a woman's unhealthy cunt after a good hard fucking.

that cunt cabbage coming out of sarah palin's nasty snatch is the same color as KFC coleslaw!

by Turd Phucker 90210 July 28, 2010

cunt busted

to kick or punch in the cunt

Uma Thurman cunt busted that bitch in that movie "Kill Bill"

by Thomas Watts July 4, 2006