cracker 

1) A racist term used by blacks referring to whites.
2) A great way to get your ass kicked if you say it to the wrong long-suffering white guy.
3) A politically correct racist insult encouraged by liberals trolling for votes.

"Dashaun called that old guy with the marine tattoo a cracker; he'll be out of the hospital next week...."

cracker by corvusnidus February 26, 2013

Knob Chocker 

Someone who is (Or would probably like to be) full of cock.

Generally used as an insult.

See: Tom Churchman

Paul you knob chocker.

Knob Chocker by Benser January 28, 2007

bowl chocker 

An enormously huge turd that won't flush down the toilet

John, my bowl chocker clogged up the toilet and now its over flowing.

bowl chocker by joasfrank August 2, 2007

Dumb Cracker 

A dumb cracker is someone who is stupid but makes everyone laugh. They are a really great friend and will always have your back. Despite the stupid options they may take, they will make you smile in any situation.

"Omg! Jimmy is such a dumb cracker! You'll love him!"

Dumb Cracker by Drawings4Lyf April 24, 2019

cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.

My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.

cracker jack by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008

Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.

That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!

Cracker Jack by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009

Clocker

You turn around and punch them in the face in rage and hit someone as hard as you can and have them go down in pain

Yesterday I saw a man clocker him in the face

Clocker by Smatarted October 9, 2014