When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
(Unofficial, Surina-dictionary edition)
A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
Mahesh: "Let's speak around 10 pm?"
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.
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