butt cheese

The foreign matter that accumulates in your ass cleavage. Such matter often causes mild itchiness and promotes smelling of the finger committee after meeting is adjourned.

"I'd like a club sandwich on rye with provalone..unless you happen to have some of that aged butt cheese on your hand."

by dilekoolie July 25, 2007

butt call

This is when some dick has his cell phone in his back pocket or just placed on the sofa and either they sat on it or someone else sat on it hitting the speed dialer to your cell phone. Of course they have no idea they called your number but you get to listen to all their BS.

Ever have your cell phone ring around 2:00a.m. you pick it up then answer, hello, hello, hello...all you hear is a bunch of people talking and perhaps loud music in the background. You think you recognize one or two of the voices but then you hear your name and they are saying some pretty rude things about you. Well then you've been "butt called".

by Uncle John John September 24, 2009

buffalo butt

the incredibly huge buttocks of a woman(usually black).

"my god! Linda Burl has the biggest buffalo butt in the whole fucking world!"

by whitey April 8, 2003

butt clench

Excercise where you clench your butt repeatidly. If done regularly and very OFTEN it results in a very fine firm ass!

I did thousands of butt clenches a day for this sexy tight ass!

by Nallis December 9, 2008

butt pirate

A Matey Mister who, in the process of wearing The Eyepatch, plunders the treasures of other Matey Misters, whether his sword be drawn or not.

"It'th your turn to walk the gangplank," one Butt Pirate said to the other, whilst slobbing his knob.

by TonyHoagland October 21, 2003

Bread Butt

The ends of the loaf of bread that no one likes.

"Hey dad I made you a sandwhich!"
"Whats this crap? I hate Bread Butt!"

by Kile Gates September 7, 2007

my butt

disbelief, lie, something that you think is not true

im early right?

my butt your early, your an hour late.

by el mago December 11, 2007