The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.
My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!
by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009
by megryan July 04, 2008
by Pa$tah Troy July 08, 2006
When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks
"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."
by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021
by Ratpackisback February 19, 2017
The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.
Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England
"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.
"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.
"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
by MunnaMunna November 20, 2008
She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.
You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.
“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.
“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
by Annasillyandsweet November 03, 2020