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side-ways roast beef sandwich 

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.
A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."
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Chro-Magnum Beef Harness 

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

prime cut of beef 

Superior, of highest quality, outstanding.

Syn. Top Notch, Super, Money
Yo, that new ride of yours is a prime cut of beef. (Street)

or

Chip, that new hedge fund you have invested in, is a prime cut of beef. (Rich, white guy)
prime cut of beef by Zombie Gurl January 20, 2004

greasy beef curtains 

sloppy hairy cunt lips you would like to look away but just can't
The girl next door has greasy beef curtains.
greasy beef curtains by swebb January 21, 2004

100% Angus Beef 

Someone that is plump or a female with an enormous behind.
Damn, dat shawty gots dat 100% Angus Beef niggah!

where's the beef? 

A popular phrase that the Wendy's hamburger chain had actress Claire Pellar say in a TV ad when she and two other elderly ladies were checking out a competitor's hamburger that had a "big fluffy bun". It was first broadcast in 1983 and Claire used the phrase in "sequel" ads during the next few years. In 1984, some men wore T-shirts that answered with the phrase "Here's the beef!".
In a debate among the Democratic party Presidential candidates for the 1984 elections, Walter Mondale asked his political rival Gary Hart about his policy plans, saying "Where's the beef?".