bacon butty

a term used to describe the female genitailia, reffering to the padded sides resembling the baps and the fanny flaps resembling the crispy bacon.

i wanted to rump her dump but unfortunately her bacon butty was brimming with tomato sauce. maybe next week.

i showed her that bacon butties are much improved with a meaty sausage in them.

by chubby mcChub December 21, 2008

bacon hanger

Childrens Poontang.

"look at the bacon hangers on that toodler."

by GunMeDownRenton January 9, 2004

Death bacon

An ultra fag who likes rubbing his dick with slices of bacon the killing himself.

Your such a death bacon

by Tomisvictorious December 22, 2009

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Sugar Daddy

Aye, check out the Canadian Bacon and BWAC hangin' out with those blazing sewage falcons.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003

man bacon

an incredibly tan thin and muscular guy.
Term coined when on lifeguard duty. A hot guy walked up fitting this discription and oddly resemble crispy bacon; brown and ripply. Hence the term, "man bacon"
Also used for any cute or attractive man.

"Gee, did you see him? He was some man bacon fo' sure!" or "mmmm. Man bacon."

by guardess November 13, 2004

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007