Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.
My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!
by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009
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baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven
Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"
by megryan July 04, 2008
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Asian Shit Biscuit

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit
by Pa$tah Troy July 08, 2006
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biscuits and chocolate gravy

When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks
"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."
by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021
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joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth
I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.
by Ratpackisback February 19, 2017
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Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt
by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018
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Tinder bae biscuits

In reference to the butt cheeks of your Tinder bae; They’re warm, soft, fluffy, delicious, and seemingly endless—Like cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.
What you doing tonight?”

I’m trying to get my girl to come thru so I can get my hands on them Tinder bae biscuits— She been doing squats all month!
by The Jonesiest April 07, 2019
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