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sloppy asshole 

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An asshole that has cum all over it
Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.
sloppy asshole by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016
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seasonal asshole disorder 

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A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
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ny asshole 

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A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
ny asshole by Josty2001 January 8, 2018
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Golden Asshole 

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A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.
When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.
Golden Asshole by Remove Obama July 18, 2018
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sleeper asshole 

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one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole
she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!
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texas asshole massacre 

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when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
texas asshole massacre by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019