The yellowish colored discharge from your anus that usually occurs on a hot summer day after taking a shit. Associated with monkey butt. May be a symptom of improper wiping or chaffing or just a generally uncleanly rectum. Best described as a mixture of ass sweat and fecal debris.
"This anal venom is burnin' me up. I'd better go lay down with a fan blowing on my ass to dry it out."
by Dilldo Baggins March 26, 2007
Get the anal venommug. the fecal remnants surrounding a pucker hole, which can sometimes hinder entry during sex; most often disdained, among a few perverted souls, its is something that can arouse, like cinnamon in a bakery.
by marsbar September 9, 2005
Get the Anal Gluemug. An anal slurpee is when during the course of anal intercourse you urinate in someones anus.... After which you take in a spooned slurpee straw and insert it into the anus...With the spoon end of the straw in the anus you scrape fecal matter off of the colon walls and miz it around with the urine and *sllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp* Drink it up while its nice and slushy
by ThreeGNinja April 10, 2005
Get the Anal Slurpeemug. 1) Participation in either penetrating someone's recum, or having someone penatrate yours. . . excessive performance leads to anal leakage on the reciever's part, or bacterial wastes ending up on the performer's member.
2) A good way to get AIDS
2) A good way to get AIDS
All the dudes who like anal sex because they don't have to wear condoms are in for a rude surprise when they get crotch-rot from cornholing a girl who didn't excavate deep enough the last time she wiped her but.
Wear condoms kids, AIDS isn't fun.
Wear condoms kids, AIDS isn't fun.
by MushroomHat August 23, 2007
Get the anal sexmug. by cniel September 28, 2008
Get the anal wartmug. 1. a plumbing tool used to clean out the rectum of an individual, due to constipation after a large intake of cheese from the cheese factory.
2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
Example 1
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.
Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.
1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.
2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.
3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.
Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.
1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.
2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.
3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
by theentertainer91-C.P.D. August 2, 2012
Get the Anal Snakemug. It's very similar to a sport, tennis, which people often gets confused between those two activities.
by KillMe420 April 22, 2019
Get the Anal sexmug.