Alabama cumback

When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.

So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.

by God's Erection November 2, 2021

Alabamaism

Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.

1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism

by Glorified midget November 4, 2021

alabama introduction

When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban

Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.

by Jojo323 November 6, 2021

Alabama Uki Mouth

A sexual act where your partner puts in a large pinch of dip and during sex, spits dip spit into your mouth

Dale wanted sex last night and I didn’t realize he had dip in and gave me an Alabama Uki mouth. It was so gross

by Obama’s left nut November 11, 2021

Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.

Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!

by dirtybison November 17, 2021

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 1, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021