May also be called the Assistant to the Band Director
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
by The Band Aid April 23, 2010

by Sexydimma June 7, 2021

by Not Pooperman April 13, 2020

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"
by JENNAMYNAILISBROKEN April 20, 2017

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

by CocotheLoco1 December 17, 2022
