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Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.
Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"
by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017
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Doo Doo Foot

Definition 1:
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.

Definition 2:

One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.

Definition 3:

One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Example: Do you have the doo doo foot?

Example 1: Dude you got the doo doo foot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doo doo foot?!

Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOO DOO FOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doo doo foot.

Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doo doo footin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doo doo footers.

Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doo doo footing MADMEN!

Other examples include:
STOP DOO DOO FOOTIN! or STOP DOO DOO FOOTING!
by Doo doo foot April 29, 2011
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Foot humper

A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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Fragment Foot

As wise words from Nicki Minaj "FRAGMENT FOOT" as she stutters between the words, "wound", "scab", and many other words. Fragment Foot is a direct diss to Megan Thee Stallion after her song "HISS" dissing Nicki. This clearly shows how Nicki is threatened by Megan, and clearly shows she's delusional, and on drugs. #TEAMMEAGAN.
"! W-WOUND, SCAB!, FRAG FRAG FRAGMENT FOOT!"
by @bblqueen January 31, 2024
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Foot fetish lamp prototype 7

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.
"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"
by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023
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Owl's Foot

I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.
by p-tank June 14, 2021
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cum foot

The result when one masterbates while bathing and someone steps in the leavings.
Seem's you have a case of cum foot Harry.
by justsomebadguy March 5, 2011
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