1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.
2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*
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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*
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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
by Bleaghs March 27, 2010
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1. "Ahhhhh, it's finally hind-time..."
2. "Man, after work today I'm on total hind-time"
3. "Hey Fred, after we rape and kill this drifter we're going to require some serious hind-time."
4. "Is this hind-time or beef bullion, or possibly neither or both?"
2. "Man, after work today I'm on total hind-time"
3. "Hey Fred, after we rape and kill this drifter we're going to require some serious hind-time."
4. "Is this hind-time or beef bullion, or possibly neither or both?"
by Lawyer Greg March 1, 2010
Get the Hind-time mug.1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
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form of face time.
form of face time.
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