The type of girl who wants some "man meat" so bad that she will do anything for it. A meat monster stops at nothing to get hard cock as soon as possible.
Mitch: "Yo Zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get fucked"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"
by King Bossman March 25, 2010
Get the Meat Monstermug. "Goof monster" is a term set aside for only the lonleyest, dumbest, most annoying, most retarded person you can think of. Everyone has their own "goof monster" in their life. It could be your boss. It could be your cousin. It could be your great aunt Hilda. It doesn't matter. There's ALWAYS one there. You can easily identify a "goof monster" in a group of people, because they will be the one alone, away from the group of people. If you find yourself in a situation where you might consider yourself a "goof monster", please, do everyone a favor, and go die, because NOBODY likes "goof monsters." The term "goof monster" does NOT describe someone who is goofy, but someone who is simply retarded. This world is crawling with "goof monsters", so watch out!
by marylovesmusic21 December 9, 2008
Get the goof monstermug. One of Nickelodeon's greatest shows. It was about juvenile monsters being trained to be scary. It featured great characters such as Ickis who's scary ability was to grow larger but because of his large ears was often mistaken for a bunny rabbit. Oblina was clearlt the asian of the group being the smartest and the best student also she resembled a gothic upside down candy cane. Her scary ability was shape shifting into random "scary" things and inducing nightmares in people by sticking her peppermint flavored finger in the victim's ear and tickling their brain. Krumm was the retarded companion of Ikis and Oblina and vaguely resembled Gene Hackman's nut sack. His scary ability was to scream like a pussy and smell like a sweaty asshole. Also his eyes weren't attached to his body so he had to hold them the whole time which didn't mix well with his mental retardation so he would often lose them. And finally The Gromble. Arguably the gayest character on the show, The Gromble was the cross dressing headmaster of the school they went to. Wearing red high heeled shoes and red painted fingernails that ripped through his women's isotoner gloves. This was still a great show no matter how gay or retarded some characters were.
Hey do you remember the show Ahh! Real Monsters?
Of coarse I do what do you think I am....... retarded?
Of coarse I do what do you think I am....... retarded?
by Jack Hambit August 13, 2010
Get the Ahh! Real Monstersmug. n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.
Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"
by drobert January 9, 2010
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. by Wise Man July 11, 2003
Get the hatch a monster loafmug. Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
Get the double backed monstermug. monster energy drink is a drink that thousands of people enjoy. that doesn't mean you have to like it. a lot of people drink it because its the" cool" thing to do but people also drink it because they enjoy the taste or are looking for something to give them a little energy. but no monster is not a life style so don't try and act like its your whole world. its just an energy drink (even if its like the best tasting drink u ever had)
P1: i love monster energy drink!!! i would die without it!!! (don't do this)
P2: i like monster energy drink it is very refreshing (this is accepted)
P2: i like monster energy drink it is very refreshing (this is accepted)
by warpedkitten June 11, 2015
Get the Monster Energy Drinkmug.