Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person and everybody loves him. All the girls like him but are scared to talk to him in fear of him turning her down.

Girl 1: Oh look its jacob!
Girl 2: go talk to him!
Girl 1: NO, he might turn me down and look at how hot he is! I could never be with him.

by chupoppy.com October 27, 2021

Jacob

The cringiest kid in the world that no one likes. He's lonely and will never get a girlfriend. That one kid that plays Valorant 24/7 hours a day but is still gurbage at the game.

Person 1: Hey who's that kid in the corner sitting alone and crying because he has no friends?
Person 2: Oh that's Jacob

by anonymous275 October 29, 2020

Jacob

Absolute sex-god

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock

by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019

jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)

random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!

by tracobnut February 7, 2017

jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm

"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"

by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024

Jacob

Is a guy who will play with girls heart and make them think that he likes them and then after a while will end up talking shit bout them

Never fall for any Jacobs

by Gshdjdkfofkckfnndkd November 27, 2019