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The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.
Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV
by Jerthehair March 15, 2018
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Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.
From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."
by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017
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Home-boo

When your girl is mad cool so she's like your homeboy and your boo
Her: hey babe I cooked and got us a bottle
Me: thanks girl that's why you my home-boo
by Kpwashere June 21, 2016
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D.C. Mobile Home

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016
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D.C. Mobile Home

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark.
Joe : So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas ( scoffs ) : Lord knows Ithat Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016
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I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.
Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.
by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016
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i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.
Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.
by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016
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