A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.
"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
by some dummass March 6, 2023
Get the Credit Cardmug. The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023
Get the Gym Membership Cardmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
Get the Resident Evil Trading Card Game Will Have A Lot Of Support Cardsmug. limpy is a term of consent, if you give someone a limpy card, you essentially just saying, hey do whatever you want with me and my body I
don't care.
don't care.
by Duckyioi May 14, 2023
Get the limpy cardmug. by blockboih September 24, 2021
Get the Credit Card Nirvanamug. If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.
by Blowfish00 December 4, 2016
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Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024
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