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Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.
Dad stop shitting on my plans !
by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016
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special effects shit

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019
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Shit Party

A social act in which a group of people gather at an abandoned urban location. People should bring to the party shit-inducing foods and drinks, such as prunes or bowel-prep solution. When the partygoers are literally full of shit, they must relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere possible, keeping within the grounds of said urban location.
Partygoer 1: "Yo dude, I'm bored."

Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"

Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
by Phedorable April 15, 2016
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Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
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shit streaker

The embarrassing trip you make when you run out of toilet paper and need to waddle to get more toilet paper.
Did you see Chris run out of the bathroom with his pants down? What a shit streaker
by Poochtook January 17, 2023
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DUMB SHIT

A dumb shit is a person who is stupid as fuck and doesn't understand common sense.
Oh wow. kaite is such a dumb shit for not understanding how rain works.
by PUSS N BOOTS NUMBA TWO July 14, 2023
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fuck shit

when you be acting like you’re higher than a kite 24/7 and you say some dumb shit
“dudeeee, i’m on some fuck shit.”
by girlonsomefuckshit October 27, 2019
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