Dirty Taci

When a woman during sex doggy style magically summons a branch from the Tree of Life and shoves it up her partners ass

This means the woman must be very flexible

That chick the other night gave me a Dirty Taci, and I man did she blow my mind!

by Lobey-Wan March 31, 2020

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

by malandjohn March 31, 2020

dirty conductor

Just another creative way to call somebody a hoe. Like saying someone had a train ran on them.

"I was crazy last night, I copped atleast 11 bodies" - Emma

"You Dirty Conductor" - Jane

by Datfuckinnigger March 31, 2020

Dirty hopkins

When you're "69ing" with a fellow homosexual gentle man and you hold his head all the way down on your ham candle and fart directly into his nostrils.

I picked this dude up at pickle park last night and gave that day a dirty hopkins.

by Barbdaddy March 31, 2020

dirty countess

Any sex act involving the participation of all of the following demographics: one (or more) juggalo(s), one or more furry{(s) and a weeb.

Whoop whoop, I got John here with his fursuit, come over for the Dirty Countess you big weeb.

by SiFTW March 31, 2020

Dirty Tony

A dude who jerks off into Dan’s soup containers.

Bill pulled a dirty tony on Dan’s homemade cream of mushroom soup.

by DaKwon March 31, 2020

Dirty

Nasty

Josh your so dirty

by Jt08 March 31, 2020