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Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
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moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)
damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.
by Mic August 5, 2004
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One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
by Droidxl May 11, 2014
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Shit

It means to love and to hate is just like “like momma once said life is like a box of chocolates
Me:shit
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The Buffalo shits

The shit you take after eating at Buffalo Wild Wings
BRO #1:Bro next time we watch the game how about we go somewhere else.
BRO #2: why?
BRO #1: because eating all those wings gave me the buffalo shits
by half life hacker May 26, 2015
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Voodoo shit

When people are tell you stuff but you don’t know what they are going on about and you try to explain it to some one else
Yeah I met my dad today and he was going on about some voodoo shit
by Pure sing wave inverter November 3, 2022
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