Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

Dick cancer

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin

bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer

by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it

If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place

by Wondering idek July 28, 2018

Dick streak

A Snapchat streak of only dick pics between two or more male friends. Also known as the closest, most realest bond between homies.

John: Yo Toni we 'bout to lose our dick streak. Whip it out and pic it!
Toni: You know it homie, 276 days and going strong.

by Emenemenems July 31, 2018

Dick

Kassidi’s dad

Omg is that the dick of the town!!

by Andi jo August 1, 2018

concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******

Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!

by meeeeeeeeeee. August 2, 2018