The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
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Get the lick before you lap mug.something you say to someone when they weren’t present during an event/when something was happening.
Matt: do you remember when good luck charlie first came out
Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
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Get the have you some popcorn mug.Only true intellectualls use this insult against their lower intelligence foes. When you utter this phrase, the very atoms in your opponents body escape in fear of being obliterated by your overwhelming rizz. All shall fear you, all shall bow and beg for mercy. Now my student. Please be carefull with this power. You could end the world if this is utilised incorrecly. Go. Fly and destroy all the Skibidis, then we can be free.
P1:Your a fucking idiot
P2:*You'r
P1:That's not how y-
P2:DID I ASK
P1:I appologise, you are truly a master of the arts
P1:But, even still
P1:You are not strong enough
P2:Shush, I end you now
P1:HA HA HA, DO YOU ARE HAVE S T U P I D
P2:NANI
P2 lierally gets atomised
Do you are have stupid urban dictonary, I already used the word. Right up there. Well Do you are have stupid is here now. Did you hear that I said the thing.
P2:*You'r
P1:That's not how y-
P2:DID I ASK
P1:I appologise, you are truly a master of the arts
P1:But, even still
P1:You are not strong enough
P2:Shush, I end you now
P1:HA HA HA, DO YOU ARE HAVE S T U P I D
P2:NANI
P2 lierally gets atomised
Do you are have stupid urban dictonary, I already used the word. Right up there. Well Do you are have stupid is here now. Did you hear that I said the thing.
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Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
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