Lick my fat juicy but sack

When s fat dirty cunt likes your throbbing purple but sack

Hey bich lick my fat juicy but sack

by Ryanhatesyou😁 September 19, 2020

Nobody peek at my merbosms

What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta

(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms

by Wildlings September 20, 2020

Resting my eyes

Made up by muzz! Years agoooo

I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes

by Resting my eyes September 21, 2020

My dukes get cheezy

My parents get upset.

When I smoke in the car, my dukes get cheezy.

by litfigures September 23, 2020

urban dictionary deny my word

When you type a word that you think is creative, but 3 months later, you get a response saying "no".

Bro, this was an amazing word, why did urban dictionary deny my word? They could've at least not make me wait 3 months for a response.

by Indianboy1278372345566778 September 23, 2020

My Faye

The "one" that's perfect for you in every way and checks all your boxes.

I will probably never find my Faye.

by Mr. headfunker September 24, 2020

My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.

I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.

by BlackToast69 September 25, 2020