Nobody peek at my merbosms

What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta

(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms

by Wildlings September 20, 2020

Resting my eyes

Made up by muzz! Years agoooo

I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes

by Resting my eyes September 21, 2020

My dukes get cheezy

My parents get upset.

When I smoke in the car, my dukes get cheezy.

by litfigures September 23, 2020

urban dictionary deny my word

When you type a word that you think is creative, but 3 months later, you get a response saying "no".

Bro, this was an amazing word, why did urban dictionary deny my word? They could've at least not make me wait 3 months for a response.

by Indianboy1278372345566778 September 23, 2020

My Faye

The "one" that's perfect for you in every way and checks all your boxes.

I will probably never find my Faye.

by Mr. headfunker September 24, 2020

My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.

I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.

by BlackToast69 September 25, 2020

Stay off my google

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.

Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”

by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020