Bunk up

To bend over. Show your butt. Told to a child in preparation for a spanking.

Bunk up Chile! You need a good beeatin’!

by Fleshaxxe July 24, 2018

Prissed-up

Verb. When you're drunk on being stuck up, a goody-two-shoes, self-centered, and all-knowing.

Oh mate, he was totally prissed-up on being a know-it-all.

by And. July 24, 2018

pop-up asshole

A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole

I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.

by Rudee July 25, 2018

moused-up

Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.

No chance of getting my rocks off tonight, she’s moused-up for the week.

by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018

All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018