Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 9, 2021

Your mums yum

My friend uses it randomly

“Hey did you know( long pause )” them @ your mums yum”

by Random.beotch.209… December 10, 2021

Your mum

A human that is your female birthgiver

Your mum is ugly.

by Sage4 December 10, 2021

national hang out with your most recent ex day

no matter who broke up with who you have a day to cuddle with your ex in a movie theaters reclinable chairs or sum like that

On December 17th you are required to go the movies with your most recent ex in order to maybe fix things !!!!! (national hang out with your most recent ex day (December 17th))

by totally not ur ex gf December 11, 2021

Your Mom

You can yous this word to piss your friends off.

Me: bro
Friend: ya whats up
Me: can I tell u something
Friend: ok
Me: Your Mom!

by Tate the guy December 12, 2021

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.

Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!

by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021

Your Shit

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.

Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"

by Conformistake December 12, 2021