Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya March 17, 2018

no shit nigga!

A funny thing to search which would be funny with the sorry message that now u can't do lol

(Sorry for my crude attempt at the face it's 3am and I'm tired af)
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"Sorry! We couldn't find: no shit Nigga!"

by zakarrr!cher May 22, 2024

shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son

Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big

by shit-son December 07, 2015

shits-on

when you can feel a shit coming and you know you'll need to go take a dump in a couple hours from the present moment of realisation that the shits on.

dave:whu-tuh-fuh jooz doing rick your dancing about like a tard.
rick: shits-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pseudonympseudonym September 23, 2008

Verbalase Type Shit

Somebody who is willing to spend more than 40 bands on a Softcore NSFW Animation.

Jake: Did you hear about that guy that spent 80k On an Animation about himself?
John: Yikes!! Sounds like some Verbalase Type Shit

by NutSuckler12000 January 17, 2024

Shit show

Applebee’s

Applebee’s is a complete shit show 99.97% of the Time.

by Rigidy wrecked December 02, 2018

Shit show

They are your human shit show

They are your human shit show.

by Buenopues September 21, 2021