shit-yakker

when you're shitting and get the sensation that you're gonna throw up

"bro i was having a bathroom emergency and I almost shit-yakked"
"I heard alexa shit-yakked all over the place when she had food poisoning"
she's a shit-yakker

by shityakker April 26, 2022

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

Donkey shit

The worst person on earth he’s evil twisted and Demonic etc he is your average species of fatherus missingus he is a stupid lgbtq that needs stopped

Bro stop being a donkey shit

Cut that shit out you fucking donkeyshit

by Alabama slave April 29, 2022

Shit

Everything.

Hym "Uggghh.... Shit!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "Holy shit! People really need to stop doing things!"

Iam "Everything is falling apart..."

Hym "Maybe we'll have an aneurysm or something..."

Iam "That would be better than what's happening right now."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

CrazyBowser type shit

When something is some crazybowser shit

"Yo, that looked like some CrazyBowser type shit!"

by Cadio!! May 1, 2022