I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

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aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

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Any remnants of food and bacteria encrusted on your huge ever-growing pile of dirty dishes in the sink.

How am I going to clean off all of this dish shit?!

by Tbnumber1 September 19, 2019

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Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

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by Mi’ke December 08, 2019

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A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.

You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

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When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).

Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

Or

The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.

by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021

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