Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017

Shit Stick

Shit stick is another name for a cigar. The bigger the cigar the more it looks like a stick of tightly rolled dog shit.

Ewwww....that man (or woman) has a shit stick in his/her mouth.

What does Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Clinton have in common? That love having shit sticks in their mouths.

by I hate shit sticks September 18, 2021

circus clown shit

This is related to Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton.

guy 1: your circus clown shit
Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

Dingle Shit

That shit that stays on your anus even though it's halfway out.

Dude 1: Yo, just had the worst dingle shit!
Dude 2: Why would I care, asshole?

by Mettabrawn February 28, 2017

shit

Acronym: sugar honey iced tea

I had some SHIT for snack today

I don't give a SHIT

I took a SHIT at the store

by DaCuteRaccoon February 6, 2022

Shit storm

The act of emptying your bowels based on the terrible weather from the storm.

Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm

by DD Alwhiney March 5, 2023

Shit and Rally

To feel and act "lighter", more sprightly after a shit..

Me: "I feel like a gazelle since I dropped that deuce 10 minutes ago! Whooooo!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"

by Headcaver May 18, 2023