Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.

Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”

by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

Shit sister

I have a shit sister, means to have a sister that's like a stranger to you.

Me: I have a Shit sister
Friend: oh damn want a new one??

by Nellie45 November 22, 2022

Shit Wilson

slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand

My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.

by EDog73 November 23, 2022

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 26, 2022

ascent is shit

I've played on Ascent 7 games in a row, now my brain's functionality is damaged

NO, THE WORST MAP IN VALORANT IS ASCENT, IT'S A SHITTY, UNBALANCED MAP! ascent is shit.

by MrQuantumOFF November 28, 2022

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

Shit

As you know: being the "shit" means being the best/badass. So if that's what the shit means then people started using it in other ways as in ways that the actual word shit is used in (i.e. Shitting, shitted).

A rapper known as Sleepy Hallow once said "... I'm 'bout to shit again", which means he's about to drop a fire ass song again.

Person 1: "That n* shitted!"
Person 2: "He's the shit"

by mashon liam November 28, 2022