Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017

Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 2, 2022

Bite on my cock

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.

Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!

by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017

lick my fuck

An expression showing hatred to someone or something, usually used in game lobbies.

“Bro, why did you drop a big load on my science project? That took me 3 weeks!”

“Lick my fuck, bitch”

by LickMyFuck November 30, 2024

Oh My Blah...

The sarcastic version of OMG; where there is nothing amazing about the subject.

Did that really happen??? Oh My Blah...
Who cares.

by Major Thomas Randle October 4, 2019

My Ten In Your See

If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.

Hey baby, are you from Tennessee because I want to put my ten in your see.

by BlakeAL87 September 29, 2020