Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 24, 2018

window brew

aluminium-canned beer that has been sitting outside of a closed window in the winter and consequently has received the perfect chilling; breakfast of champions

The dorm fridge died, so I put the case survivors on the windowsill and closed the window. Next morning breakfast ruled: scrambled eggs and bacon washed down with ice cold window brew.

by treeguywussup October 16, 2010

Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.

Windows 🅱️ista is better than Windows Vista

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 26, 2021

Window weed

That tree you get from the trap house walk-up window service that's $15 a gram.

Dude is out of town, we're gonna have to get window weed.

by Thickcrust November 16, 2017

your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter

yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight

by putridsimplicity May 08, 2010

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023