Wet Willy

Licking the penis and giving nice old fashioned

Hey sir can I give you a wet Willy?
Yes ma’am lick it real good

by Hanandbjslzbd March 30, 2021

Willis

Just an average boy; Willis

My friend is just a Willis.

by Williscreater December 1, 2024

Willy the Wien

A living breathing wiener. He is always depressed because so many woman have an addiction to Willy. They abuse him. He also has a facebook page for people to give him support on his depression.

So many woman are in love with Willy the Wien.

by Supe Sizze Swag October 26, 2011

Messy willy

pegging after taking laxatives

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

Willy Wonka Experience

When something is significantly less than described.

Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.

He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.

by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 1, 2024

Moist willy

The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.

I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.

by Queefgiver January 5, 2025

Slide whistle willie

A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle

Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut

by Nigger bob square dick August 30, 2023