by mjwalker04 December 09, 2009
the act of taking one's (yours or a friend's) penis and slapping another (does't matter who) in the face with it. Often people d-slap someone who has passed out drunk or is just asleep.
by laxbrah January 25, 2009
an expression when aggravated, angry, or distressed about a situation or person. This anger can only be displayed in magnitudes of parrot slapping; referring to slapping a parrot as an alternate to slapping a person in a stressful situation.
"I am so mad at Yasmeen, that I could slap a parrot!"
"You are so lucky right now that I did not just slap a parrot."
"I had to leave the room, otherwise I was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots."
"You are so lucky right now that I did not just slap a parrot."
"I had to leave the room, otherwise I was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots."
by Eyjafjallajökull aftermath April 25, 2010
A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.
by The Great Dunnski December 29, 2009
After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.
Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010
Adam: Yo dude michael is such a loli
Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night
Adam: Kinky
Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!
*Michael has lolislaped Victor*
Michael: It was super effective!
Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night
Adam: Kinky
Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!
*Michael has lolislaped Victor*
Michael: It was super effective!
by WtfDidIJustMake August 06, 2010
(verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive.com Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.
The word is a clever adaptation of the common phrase "bitch-slapped"
The word is a clever adaptation of the common phrase "bitch-slapped"
1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).
2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.
2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.
by T.F. Brown July 01, 2007