Tool

Tool

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

Look at that Tool! He’ll never find out he’s being used.

by Tool1492 June 15, 2018

Tool

That guy who flies by you doing 90mph in a 50 in a lifted truck with a tapout sticker covering the entire back window.

“This truck is riding my ass!”
(Truck passes)
“Tapout sticker??? What a fucking tool”

by Faux Show June 26, 2018

Toolbox

Someone being douchier than a tool.

Tom: You can get something from the store.
Sarah: I’m gonna buy this keyboard!
Tom (at home): WTH i never said you could get something!
Jimmy: Tom is more than a tool, he’s a goddamn toolbox!

by Arandomboi February 26, 2018

tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

Tool

Someone who wears a visor

Jacob is a tool

by Boom Roasted July 21, 2018

Tool

A German progressive rock band.

Tool- I know the pieces fit

Look it up on YouTube

by mmmmm sausage July 24, 2018

Tool

Trump

The prez's a tool.

by Thunder Rama August 15, 2018