Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.

Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

by Greyman63 June 17, 2019

Hot taco salad

Hot taco salad is when your girl asks her to eat her out after eating hot wings.

My gir land I went out and ate some hot wings for dinner. She took me to her place and wanted me to give her a hot taco salad.

by Tibereas June 18, 2018

Grease my salad

Verb
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.

Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.

Example 1
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.

Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

Hot German Salad

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.

Zeb enjoyed the hot german salad from Saturday night, but paid for it the next morning.

by Barndoor August 11, 2016

Sand in the potato salad

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.

Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.

by Inu_Sensor00 October 27, 2019

banana bread salad

When you're tossing the salad, you throw up at the same time but you keep going.

"Bro, I was tossing the salad last night but it turned into a banana bread salad. Was wicked cool."

by Pickleboi890 October 19, 2017

test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015