A term given to men who have a great body but an ugly face. Like a shrimp, only after you remove the head can you eat them.
by Milkman Mustache April 17, 2022
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by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017
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by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018
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by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019
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Man that spends his life legally separated from his wife (never intending on getting divorced) while dating and getting engaged to various other deluded women. He cohabitates with both women at the same time.
*This works very easily for a Canadian working in the United States.
Man that spends his life legally separated from his wife (never intending on getting divorced) while dating and getting engaged to various other deluded women. He cohabitates with both women at the same time.
*This works very easily for a Canadian working in the United States.
Mark was married but fell in love with a co-worker so he became a 2fam man because he wasn't interested in divorcing the wife his fiance didn't know he had.
by Marnishka November 23, 2009
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by Joebama111 March 18, 2022
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