Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

crotch bucket

One that puts many things in the crotch.

"Has your mom always been such a crotch bucket?"

by millamic June 12, 2009

Bucket Man

Refers to the sometime recipient of male ejaculate resulting from a "circle jerk" (more than two men self-masturbating in a social setting, as to a porn film.) Also, it may refer to a person who masturbates two or more men simultaneously; i.e., at the centre of a circle. Usually used in a derogatory sense.

Used figuratively as a self-deprecation: "I feel like the bucket man at a circle jerk."

see above, or:
"We got a little excited watching the Jenna Jamison video, and Micah was the bucket man!"

"I don't want to be the bucket man in a Turkish prison movie!"

by midfielder13 October 21, 2009

bucket of failer

AWSOMELY better then utter failer

omg, dude ur a bucket of failer

by puppy-girl November 10, 2009

Bucket Mobbin'

To drive around slowly in a bucket (a crappy car) and stare at pedestrians.

How was that fight today John?
It was great until Mr. Hanson started bucket mobbin' and breaking up the crowd.

by jdlyell September 16, 2010

bucket drums

Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.

*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"

by JesseJB November 22, 2010

Bucket Sick

Adjective:
A description of one who is so sick that they have to carry a bucket with them so that there is a place for the vomit to go if they suddenly need to throw up.

Man, I was bucket sick today because I drank 6 long island iced tea’s last night.

by billardbb April 14, 2009