mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013
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Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
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Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.
Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch
by FUCKILOSTIT November 04, 2020
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Shine the shoe

A dance move where one flicks their ankle in a left to right motion while bending forward towards said ankle, shimmying your shoulders and moving your hands as if you were shining your shoe
Have you seen the way Rach does the "shine the shoe"? She's such a good dancer.
by shinemyshoe January 25, 2018
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slam shoes

I must go to bed now ,tomorrow I have to sell crack to the kids early , so I have to slam shoes at 6 am
by wissem00 March 28, 2017
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shoe bush

I'm going to shoe bush him if he doesn't shut up.
by ghvbjnkhjbjn April 13, 2021
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