A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.
👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."
👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."
👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."
👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."
👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."
by anonymous February 23, 2025
Get the First Babymug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
Get the Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.mug. by [daDebil] March 7, 2004
Get the daDebil waz da first [HTRNmug. Daughter of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s daughter.
My double-first cousin-niece is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the double-first cousin-niecemug. The first day a girl is on her period she collects her blood and uses it as a face mask for the natural benefits
by Jimmy5678 March 13, 2022
Get the first bleedmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug. NO YOU ARE NOT, BITCH!
Hym "How are you 'The First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire' when I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE THING YOU ARE SELLING (At the level of abstraction) FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!? So YOU didn't make YOU! I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU A BILLIONAIRE, HOT ASIAN TECH-GIRL! YOU'RE WELCOME! I TAKE PUSSY, MONEY, AND GLORY AS PAYMENT! and NOT ONE OR THE OTHER! ALL THREE! IT COSTS ALL THREE!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
Get the First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionairemug.