brandon

has really thin-bread stick like legs :) he is fit but goes for his ex's best mate so yeaaaaa

Brandon

by okjmnhbgvfdrtg November 22, 2018

Brandon Hale

When you total your shit

He just Brandon haled it!!

by Cooper Brick November 13, 2020

brandon paxton

A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick

Dude, that guy is a total Brandon paxton

by WeAreDmf333 June 7, 2019

Brandon

Leah.

Leah.
Leah.
Leah.
No escape Brandon

by maincharacter October 18, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020

Brandon

my fave lil baddie fr

Hey you see Brandon over there?
Yeah, what an absolute dads

by sadlyitslo July 17, 2022

brandon crow

A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.

He's such a Brandon crow.

by Hgfdz November 2, 2020