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bean harassment

When the beaner gets super upset with everyone. If some says “what’s up beaner” or looks at him. He will get super mad at you, because he’s been taking the coopshloong 24/7. Then he will proceed to say that you are harassing him. Then threatened to call the cops.
Bean harassment- Threatening to call the cops on you for the bean harassment.

You: What’s up beaner.
Beaner: *Angry Look* *Angry Noises*
You: What’s wrong beaner.

Beaner: Stop harassing me, I’m going to call the cops if you keep doing this.
by darwin2345 June 14, 2022
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Bean Wobbler

When you use your two fingers to jiggle and wobble her clit.
Dude 1: Man I managed to pull of the Bean Wobbler on her
Dude 2: Dude no way. How hard did you wobble it?
Dude 1: Man she started squealing like one of the chipmunks I crucified in my backyard
by LemminarTheSecond February 14, 2020
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Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...
Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?
by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018
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Spicy Beans

The combination of Ecstasy (Commonly called "Beans") and Synthetic cannabis (Spice)

The two of these mixed together can truly turn a good man into a gurning mess of geekiness.

MDMA and Cannabis provide a great mix, however Spice is much more strong than natural cannabis which mixes with the intense MDMA buzz, providing an entirely new and immensely powerful high which can temporarily debilitate an individual.
Random nitty 1: "how was your weekend?"

Random nitty 2: "Had some spicy beans and got so fucked up I ran 5 miles butt naked at 3AM"

Random nitty 1: "Fucking hell"
by gurtrude_pyphagoras666 March 29, 2020
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Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.
I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.
by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023
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spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans
by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019
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Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.
Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.
by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022
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