train wreck

A disastrous loss of train of thought while in an intoxicated state.

Scott: Hey guys! Hey guys! Hey guys! .... FUCK i forgot!
Alex: Bro... you just had a fucking train wreck

by AlexZzz December 05, 2006

Run a train on me

Allowing 2 or more guys to fuck you

Him: i got nothing to do today. What should I do today?
You: get your friends and run a train on me!
Him: oo!

by ReptilianBrotherhood September 26, 2016

chu chu train

the train of the jackson few made for little kiddies

mommy mommy dah chu chu trains comming no son get away from there that not for little children

by PlaydohMan April 26, 2004

train karma

Staggering into a train station and being just in time to catch the last train home.

I was smashed last night and there were no taxis but I got good train karma. Awesome.

by wylo December 23, 2007

Train-Station

Used as a deterrent when someone is mixing records and is unable to mix properly when someone is making words with their face hole.

"... so, yeah. I was totally about to go ham all over those titties but, she..." - Cut off mid-sentence

"Train-Station!!!"

by NachoDREN November 24, 2013

midnight meat train

1. n. Another euphemism for penis.

2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.

"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"

Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."

by ButterNuts March 11, 2008

Ho Train Conductor

One that can command a lot of girls or a group of girls to do his or her bidding.

Jeff is Club Vanguard's Ho Train Conductor.

All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor

by Richard Jay September 20, 2006