bike porn

a kick arse bike, or group of bicycles...

at a triathlon, when all the bikes are together, it's like a whole lot of bike porn...

by lukearse September 18, 2006

porn clothes

clothes that usually expose the body to view like the pussy,tits ect. and make you want some.

look at those porn clothes on Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 October 14, 2009

porn area

A persons private parts or sexual organs.

Please stop massaging my porn area.

by Noobwrecker September 15, 2018

porn blonde

Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn

That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde

by James1111111111 March 30, 2015

pizza porn

"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum

person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall

by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021

porn nails

Long fake nails that porn stars use especially when the constantly touch themselves.

Beverly, and cult master have some serious porn nails.

by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017

swamp porn

Swamp porn is when a person has swamp ass and is receiving anal copulation after eating four filet'O'fish sandwiches with extra tarter. The sadness and self-loathing congeal into a rather frothy lubricant. The grainy, mid-2000's cell phone quality video, will only be sexy as a thumbnail. Once you click this, you immediately regret being able to see this horrifying display of hatelove.

I can't believe you can only get off to swamp porn, that disgusting display.

by Fattymagoo October 21, 2017