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Mud In Her Ditch

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.
"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."
by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013
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mud valve engineer

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"
by joshy wash November 3, 2008
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maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
by Kdogg! May 11, 2017
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Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
by naruto_dictionary February 6, 2021
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Funny Mud Pee

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).
"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."
by shrimmmmmmmp November 3, 2022
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Off the mud pt2

A song made by MDOT EBK JB Sleeze and Eddie Gz shot by kjshotit

This song practically created the sturdy off the new york area of The Bronx

This song is legendary
by FUNNYNAMEMAKERLOL September 30, 2023
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Mississippi Mud Train

When one partner fucks their partners mouth, while letting a turd slip out on to their significant others chest, allowing it to slide down their torso.
Man, I can’t believe she let me Mississippi Mud Train her!
by LaneMikey May 26, 2018
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