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by ian1179 January 14, 2009
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Tard

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The act of not listening to someones side of the story
by Wumaxon August 9, 2023
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"Anne is such a tard!"
by myhandsmellwerid March 11, 2019
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Avant-tarde

Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.

The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.
1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)

2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)
by Tokyo_Spy May 23, 2017
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Tard

Unlike the word "retard" or as others call it "The R-Slur", Tard can be a term used to call out someone for making a minor mistake not to be used as calling them out for being "autistic" because they aren't, they just made a little dumb mistake.
"Why the f*ck didn't you take out the trash before mom got home from work like she asked you to, you f*cking Tard."
"You for real showed up to work 2 minutes late, You f*cking Tard."
by Williblam Shakespeare February 11, 2021
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MAGA-tard

Cracker-Barrel was full of MAGA-tards, of course.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022
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Tarded

Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.
Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.
by CaptRedbeard July 30, 2022
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