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Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"
by ONEohTWO January 10, 2012
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satellite high

A higSchool full of thirsty ass bitches. There's a decent amount of good looking girls, while the rest stick out like morning wood. The stereotype that 90 percent of the students smoke pot is true. If you go to school there and you don't know where to get weed, you should probably go to a different school. There's no fights #Gay. Everybody raps and where's fake gold. There's only a few rich kids and I'm one of them. Bitches where fake louis vuitton and faggets where fake gucci. The ceramics teacher is a stoner. You can smell mcdonalds from the court yard. The sophomores are fuck boys, faggets and wannabes. Every one jews you out for a fucking dollar bill. The words bae and squad are used frequently. Rich homie is fresh, Andrew is andew, moe is bro, Michael is faded, Kyle is absent, ryan is yelling, Jr has my money, Bryan is at win dixie, Jeff is is Jeff big Michael is with his bae, medium Michael is wearing a scarf, and I'm just sitting here. The vending machine sounds like a feminine Optimus prime. IT'S FUCKING COLD.
Satellite high school:, have you seen jr and Michael. No. K then I wonder where they went. Spandex......crew......let's go in line
by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015
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High as a Satellite

Slang term meaning that you are very, very high on drugs.
Let's see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite.
You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.
by YeezyPutOn September 27, 2009
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Pompey skate

Nickname given to Portsmouth fans by rival Southampton fans.

Originates from the fact that, because Portsmouth is both a naval base and a fishing port, there are large numbers of horny sailors and fish (with large mouths) such as the common skate in Portsmouth, and on lonely nights at sea, the sailors would use the skate's mouth to..... yeah.
Southampton fan: I hate that Pompey skate
by anonnonononononon August 7, 2006
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Penn Stated

The act of being raped.
Jerry Sandusky: Hey Joe Paterno, I just penn stated you in some COD!
Joe Paterno: Damn, I know.
by Ballboy123454321 November 27, 2011
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Skateboard

Something you should do for fun, not for your image!
I love ta skate! (not for my image, cuz no one knows i skate except for my best friend)
by Nicole May 6, 2003
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