The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023
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photos of any type of accident: a car crash, a physical fail, someone getting their ass kicked etc
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Sex photos
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Sex photos
Guy: "That dude got his ass kicked and everyone was filming it."
Girl: "Yo, send me some of those smash pics."
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Guy: "That girl was freaky. We were hooking up and she kept taking smash pics."
Girl: "Yo, send me some of those smash pics."
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Guy: "That girl was freaky. We were hooking up and she kept taking smash pics."
by MacWomack December 11, 2023
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Get the Smash and dash mug.Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 24, 2023
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A game that got ruined by it's developer
no ads, just bloodsucking and skill issue player
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A great game with hilarious smash-ko gameplay, if you like smash bros, you definitely like this game so much.
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Nerf Molly
A game that got ruined by it's developer
no ads, just bloodsucking and skill issue player
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A great game with hilarious smash-ko gameplay, if you like smash bros, you definitely like this game so much.
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Nerf Molly
Mão: wanna duel with my cat in smash legends?
PF: sure! i'm molly main
Mão: Hell nah you no life maidenless
PF: sure! i'm molly main
Mão: Hell nah you no life maidenless
by Macomao January 29, 2024
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