smash

you want to date that person

I'd smash her

by adorezcatz September 23, 2023

Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.

After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.

by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023

smash

men

Smash men

by Espn Coems October 11, 2023

smash pics

photos of any type of accident: a car crash, a physical fail, someone getting their ass kicked etc

or

Sex photos

Guy: "That dude got his ass kicked and everyone was filming it."
Girl: "Yo, send me some of those smash pics."

or

Guy: "That girl was freaky. We were hooking up and she kept taking smash pics."

by MacWomack December 11, 2023

Smash and dash

When you only want to fuck and leave.

I met this girl last night but I only wanted to smash and dash because she cray cray

by Bennyboi0026 December 19, 2023

smash n’ pass

Another term for a one night stand, but a somehow purer way of saying it.

Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”

by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 24, 2023

Smash Legends

1.
A game that got ruined by it's developer
no ads, just bloodsucking and skill issue player

2.
A great game with hilarious smash-ko gameplay, if you like smash bros, you definitely like this game so much.

3.
Nerf Molly

Mão: wanna duel with my cat in smash legends?
PF: sure! i'm molly main
Mão: Hell nah you no life maidenless

by Macomao January 29, 2024